Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night,
somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad,
so I wrote a song about 'em instead. It goes like this.
Were you born an a**hole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an a**hole tonight.
Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E and don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit.
You're an a**hole tonight.
You were an a**hole yesterday, you're an a**hole tonight.
And I got a feeling, you'll be an a**hole the rest of your life.
And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night,
I told her I thought you're an a**hole.
She said, "Yes, I think you're right."
And all your friends are a**holes 'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me you've got an a**hole for a wife.
Were you born an a**hole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an a**hole tonight!