i'm a lazy boy
there's no doubt about it
might take a miracle
to get me started
don't get me started
don't get me started again
son you better get up
you better get up while can
i make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
i start out slow but i lean back and pull you under it
the say the competition lags behind precision wasting
don't need a rear view
i know it's my smoke they are tasting
damn another traffic jam
i know i'm s'posed to use my brake
so on the gas i slam
you better get up
you better get up while you can
employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
don't need no luck we aim to s** just for the fun of it
they say you can't be kind tso don't you bother wasting
your precious energy is victoyry for they're tasting
i said damn another crack pot scam
i thought that things wre going great
now that i'm on the lamb
damn another bunt grand skam
i think it's time to celebrate
now that we rule the land
you better get up while you can
i'm a lazy boy
there's no doubt about it
might take a miracle
to get me started
i'm a miracle
there's no doubt about it
might take a lazy girl
to get me started
don't get me started again
don't get me started
son you better get up
you better get up while you can