So long 2013
Its time to send you on your way
With your chaos in Egypt
Drones in Pakistan
The spying NSA!
A sequester and then a shutdown
Obamacare was finally here
Crack smoking mayors
Carlos Danger
2013, what a year!
The Pope said "Arivadenci!"
We decided it's okay for gays to wed!
Northwest and then a royal baby
We really knocked 'em dead!
New iPhones and Harlem Shaking
I got my t**n' bu*t in gear.
Skank!
My empire grew bigger
I said ni**er
2013, what a year!
Hey, what's the hold up? I'm a TV actor
Well I'm a rockstar
I transformed a nation!
Show off
Blockbuster
Batkid
Grand theft auto
And the fox said
"FRA KA KA KA KOW KOW KOW!"
Floods and typhoons and twisters
They filled us all with dread and fear!
There was way more then we can even say
Now it's the end
AMEN!
2013, What a year!