Six o'clock in the morning Wake up by the bed There sits a Japanese toy And I like it See the name on the wrapping Can't read yet but I know: It's made for me (lucky boy) And I want it Lights that flash, wheels that go round Digital display Fresh silicon chips to enjoy And I need them (Where's the batteries?) Sitting silent and empty Wish I could breathe life In my new friend who's terribly still And I like him
Just like me. P'rhaps he's hungry Six volts make him smile And twelve volts would probably k** How I like him "Daddy, where's the batteries I can't find my batteries" (There's no batteries) Seven o'clock in the morning They find me by the bed With my friend the Japanese toy I am with him Mummy, Daddy can't see you Hear you. Batteries not Included in this little boy (Where's my batteries?)