Now for my first impersonation friends I would like to do for you A simple lovin' family man with a simple attitude See him loved by friends and neighbors see the self-respect he gains See him warm see him tender watch him change Now for my next impersonation I'd like to do a restless man Who now holds wine and night life in his inexperienced hands See him juggling all the pieces as he tries to grab 'em all See him tempted see him falter watch him fall But stick around friends cause the best is yet to come
When you see my impression of a man who's a steady cryin' Nail chewin' chain smokin' bum Well friends I see you have seen enough and you're ready to go So let me hear one rousin' cheer as I close my show With this portrait of a wasted fool who let his world slip by See him crawl see him crumble hear him cry But stick around friends cause the best is yet to come... Well friends I see you have seen enough and you're ready to go... And for my last impersonation watch him die