(Young Patrick is typing a letter on a typewriter.) [YOUNG PATRICK] Dear Auntie Mame In English Lit I'm in the top ten I got a B plus average again Tahiti sounds the greatest of All the crazy places that you've been Wait 'til you hear the latest I think I've got a whisker on my chin! [OLDER PATRICK]
Dear Auntie Mame I find it's getting harder to cram I flunked my Latin grammar exam I'm shaving every morning And growing like it's going out of style The debs all seem to go for me Give France a big hello for me A hug to Uncle Beau for me (spoken) Your loving nephew Patrick