When you jump
At the sight of your neighbor
Arm yourselves against them instead
Stiffened up like a porcupine, Oh yeah
Welcome to Panic Land
Don't you know it's a Trap
Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panic Land
Crime
Everywhere
Evil's all I see or read or hear
Duck and Cover
Under the bed
Protect home and family
From THEM
Call the Army
Call the Guard
Someone's kid somewhere
Might be on d**
We won't stop
'Til we got
A SWAT team
In every garage
Ahhhh P-P-P-Panic land
Wet brown hordes
Flood the magic kingdom
Lock 'em up, throw away the key
You can't fly if your name is Mohammed
Or Ali
'Cause we're terrorized
By terror on TV
It's just one more trap
Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panic land
Yeah
That's Right
Up a tree
P-P-P-Panic land