Hovering in deep space.
With metal friends in this metal place.
Someone conked me on the bean -
Now I watch these scenes.
Horrors of the silver screen.
Tom is Tom.
You can crow about Crow.
You can ape the ape.
Bobo's too dumb to know.
There's one thing you can be sure of,
On the Satellite of Love -
Forrester's getting jerky with the turkeys.
Oh turkey, turkey, turkey -
Don't you know we're going to mock the turkey?
Reels keep turning -
Stomach's churning -
Don't like it feel my lunch returning.
Mock! Watch the turkey get burnt.
Werewolves in the streets.
Mummies, wrapped in sheets.
That woman Pearl can be a swine,
Trying to bend our minds.
Rescue me Gypsy please.
Oh turkey, turkey, turkey -
Don't you know we're going to mock the turkey?
Got a robot date.
Gonna watch the hands of fate.
Oh my God, Ed Wood is waking!
Oh turkey, turkey, turkey -
Don't you know we're going to mock the turkey?