The knight's in white satin,
Lace teddy and pearls.
He was guarding the Princess,
Became one of the girls.
Silk things she's always hid,
From his eyes before.
They now know the truth is,
They both wear size four.
If the King knew!
Gazing through peepholes,
At gowns of all brands.
Just what he's going through,
They won't understand.
The maidens are wearing
Outfits they cannot defend.
Ensembles he'd like to wear
Will be his own end.
If the King knew!
The knight's in white satin,
Lace teddy and pearls -
When the King comes to bid goodnight
To his sweet baby girl.
The poor knight's imagining
His neck in a noose.
But the King's wearing nylons
And black spike heeled shoes.
If the Queen knew!