Sitting on a bar stool, ambition fading fast.
So you grab a bunch of pretzels and try to make them last.
Hiding out from Vera, your ever-patient wife.
Sometimes a warm stool at the bar is better than a life.
Are you hangin' out at Cheers?
Wastin' a lot of time.
Are you soakin' up the beers?
Did you just drink one of mine?
You've been telling us you're a genius since you've been coming here.
A civil servant savant who loves his mom and beer.
Someday you'll find a woman who will treat you like a man.
She'll get the arcane knowledge we don't understand.
Are you hangin' out at Cheers?
Wastin' a lot of time.
Are you soakin' up the beers?
Did you just drink one of mine?
Well we've watched a lot of TV and we've spent a lot of time.
That trip we made to Hollywood is etched upon my mind.
I recall that night on Jeopardy when you went down in flames.
Claven king of trivia - now everybody knows your name.
Are you hangin' out at Cheers?
Wastin' a lot of time.
Are you soakin' up the beers?
Did you just drink one of mine?