[Verse 1] Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o And on that farm he had some chicks, ee-i-ee-i-o With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there Loud as they could be And when those chicks got out of line Chicken frica**e With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there Loud as they could be And when those chicks got out of line Chicken frica**e [Verse 2] Well, Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o And on that farm he had some cows, ee-i-ee-i-o With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there Cattle everywhere And when those cows got out of line Hamburger, medium rare With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there Cattle everywhere And when those cows got out of line Hamburger, medium rare [Verse 3]
Oh, Well, Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o And on that farm he had some pigs, ee-i-ee-i-o With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there Pigs everywhere in sight And when those pigs got out of line Pork and beans at night With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there Pigs everywhere in sight And when those pigs got out of line Pork and beans at night [Verse 4] Well I'm going to have a farm one day, ee-i-e-i-o And I'll do things McDonalds way, ee-i-e-i-o With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there A moo, moo here, a moo, moo there An oink, oink here, an oink, oink there And I can promise you If those animals ever get out of line We'll have a mulligan stew How about you?