Ahh Mrs Jooti im pleased to tell you that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.What are
you going to call him?
Ummm i tink i am going to call himmm Kamaljit.
Kamaljit err what a lovely name.
[Chorus:]
Who the hell is kamaljit im just gonna tell how it is, i've bin doin it since i was a kid, so im
givin u all i gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in da game, I know life will neva be the same, but
theres some things that will neva change.
[Verse 1]
Bak in da day wen i was just a little minor. Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini. I
was swimmin in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand wen i focused and spotted a mic being the
crostay gland. I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me suprised me, I had to fight the
power like the eyes of me. Memorised rhymmes but i kept loosin dem all, so i scribbled down on my
mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery. I
was 2 and other kids were lernin the alphabet but i was revisin schemes to make the catch that i
was out to get. Only 3 and alredy my rhymmes were out to win, my sh** wud drop so hard that even
the panties cudn't hold it in. Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists, Only 6 and i
was lecturin my alliances,Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.Pissed off cus i
updated his formula, wen he sniffed the excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean,
change it even no one dares scared cus i went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest
mother f**in genius alive.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I ent no gangsta, i ent no hood rat, i ent a thug and i dont call girlz pigeons so i ent no
scrub. I ent talkin about facked which is all for faws and i dont do drive bys or rob or break no
laws.I ent perfect and i ent sayin i got no flaws, naa scratch that im lyin stop yo pause. I ent
a junkie so i ent touched no crack, i neva took an e issue or took or smoked a sack. And i ent
rich so i dont drive a lexus or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends. And i ent from
the hood i even went to private skool so i have neva had to watch my bak for rendevous and i ent
had it hard