My baby loves me when I'm stoned
As long as I find my way home
No my baby she don't care
'Bout the songs I sing or clothes I wear
Those late night calls on the telephone
My baby loves me when I'm stoned
Though she makes me see the picture
She makes me see red, she sits me on the peta-stool
And messes with my head
She don't want me in an office
Or In a 3-Piece Suit
She'd rather see me in dirty jeans and boots
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My baby loves me when I'm stoned
As long as I find my way home
No my baby she don't care
'Bout the songs I sing or clothes I wear
Those late night calls on the telephone
My baby loves me when I'm stoned
Every time that we're together
Oh she cuts all the slack
She knows I ain't myself until I knock a couple back
It'll lead your life to ruin, take you to an early grave
At least that's what those people say
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Ain't never gonna leave that girl alone
My baby loves me when I'm stoned!