Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Actin' like life is a big commercial x2
Introducing the uncoordinated Bruce Lee-
Jarv, retard on tracks, by ThiefofBaghdad from New Zea-
Landing on branches like Leo in The Revenant
While rappers get branded, I stay contractually hesitant
Standing on my own two, dismantle a pansy- thrown through
Paneling of fake wood, I'm hotter than rockin' snow suits
In July or August, gotta' teach 'em- taught 'em raw sh**
Temperature will be goin up
Hotter than any dumb hoe with some large tits
Grab 'em, ahh, motorboat (brrrr) slap 'em
Not the tits, the rappers braggin' about their ma**ive lack of talent
Riding on a hover board, elastic ankle slouch pants
Smedium shirts and snap backs, doin' the dab dance
How much were the shoes that your parents bought you?
Haven't worked a day in your life, it's so ironic you're a tool
Man, who you trying to impress? Have you not a shred of virtue?
Actin' like life is a big commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Actin' like life is a big commercial x2
Act now and we'll throw in an extra set for free
Call the number on your screen and buy my sh**ty CD
Grab your fire suits because this mixtape's fuego
Act now and you'll receive a stale everything bagel
Taste-testers open up your mouths real wide
We've got a little something that we wanna put inside
It's great for all occasions, especially college parties
Best enjoyed while you're chompin' off your tongue rollin' on Molly
Get your glow sticks ready, autotune comin' at ya'
Baalooaaloooaalooaalooo
Who's your new favorite rapper?
Give me all your money, invest in my clothing line
Fashion over rapping, in my skirt I'm feeling so divine
I made it, thanks to all of the kids who donated
I'm poppin bottles, sippin' syrup, gettin' so faded
I'm famous- most played on your little sister's playlist
My listeners are dumb and they're easily persuaded
Man, f** that- You s** and you're only getting worse, dude
Thief and I will break down walls, bomb and then burst through
Bother and hurt, vomit and purge on your purse, dude
You're actin' like life is a big commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial
Actin' like life is a big commercial
Actin' like life is a big commercial x4