Let's go, yeah
Hanging with my pals, no care in the world
We're making memories but then I see this girl
I ask her on a date, she tells me, "That sounds good"
I'm gonna make her night 'cause I'm a cla**y dude
She said, "Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?"
I said, "Sure, let me join you on your quest for social justice"
(What could go wrong?)
In the sun I've never felt so happy
With my friends there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Couple weeks go by, she's always super pissed
She doesn't think the same as a normal feminist
I start to learn a lot about all these new things
Men deserve to die because of the patriarchy
I said, "This sounds far-fetched but I guess I'll do as you say"
She said, "Scum, how dare you doubt my logic in any way"
(I guess she's right)
In the sun I've never felt so happy
With my friends there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Walking down the street, I look right at this girl
She's pretty freaking hot, let's make sure that she knows
"What did you just say?"
"It was a whistle."
"Did you just oppress my girlfriend right in front of me?"
"Chill out, it was just..."
You cisgendered, hyper-privileged bigot
"W-what are you doing? No, stop.
Please help me!"
This is the end for you
Rot in hell you kink-shaming cla**ist
Choke on your words and throw yourself into a burning furnace
Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy
You male-normative, close-minded rapist
Go play in traffic
"Look man, take it easy."
"Man? Did you just a**ume my gender?"
"Oh God, please!"
Watch your micro-aggressions
I have been triggered, blegh
Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-cla**
Binary-normative, crossdresser stigmatizing, h*mophobic
Thin-privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine kyriarchist
Acknowledge the fox-kin
"In conclusion: I hope you die alone."
"What do these words mean?"
"Alright, where were we?"
In the sun I've never felt so happy
With my friends there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space