Moo moo moo goes the cow Poo poo poo goes the apple Fart fart fart goes the worm I really think it makes me squirm Yeah yeah yeah I say Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Nuclear bovine Yeah nuclear bovine Yeah nuclear bovine Yeah nuclear bovine Somebody told me about a cow It was big and brown I don't know what farm it came from But since it didn't come from a very good farm It turned evil... evil... evil
Then it exploded Because it was a Nuclear bovine Yeah nuclear bovine Yeah nuclear bovine Yeah nuclear bovine The cow, it learned how To explode and then It all went wrong It's a rock 'n roll cow And it doesn't know how To be a cow anymore Because it has turned It's score against the race of humans And that is not his problem because Humans have been mean to it all this time