[Muppets Theme Song:]
Oh, Kermit Loves You,
Kermit Loves You,
Kermit Loves You!
[Parody of "The First Time It Happens":]
Just Wrmer And Colder,
Than Springtime Or Snow,
Jamesha Beard Love Kermit,
You Know!
[Parody of "Bein' Green":]
Jamesha Beard Love Kermit the Frog,
He Just Play On His Banjo,
But Green of Color Of Springs,
Jamesha Always Love Him,
[Muppets Theme Song:]
Oh, Kermit Loves You,
Kermit Loves You,
Kermit Loves You!
[Parody of "Do De Rubber Duck":]
Jamesha love Kermit,
Kermit the Frog, Kermit, Kermit,
Kermit the Frog, Kermit, Kermit,
Kermit the Frog On His Banjo,
Kermit the Frog On His Banjo!
Jamesha love Kermit!......