When I was just a youngster A child with conscience clean Life's answers seemed so plain to me But when we venture into The world at large it seems That things are different indeed I need to know... Why am I drawn to the dark side? I'm so confused, & I'm wondering why It seems like so much fun being bad When they think I'm an innocent lad? They taught me modern manners Taught me to be polite Taught everything they thought I'd need But I've got burning questions Tough choices facing me What's my responsibility? Tell me... What's the attraction of the dark side? The big bucks for those little white lies And bein' good seems as boring as hell I feel the pull of the dark side
Lyric opera & parlor games They're much too tame But it is insane? To be drawn to the dark side I'm really bored with the good guys What makes me wanna sin until dawn Even though I know it's wrong? Ice cream socials & tiddlywinks I think it stinks I'm on the brink Of being drawn to the dark side I'm wide awake in the dead of night Being good seems as boring as hell I feel the pull of the dark side I'm in a state of confusion In some kind of a southern California hell Is there anything really wrong with a little light-hearted deviltry? Who really wants to do what they're told anyway. JY...he's the...he's the... Jim and Tammy, we'll see you down there.