In the red corner weighing fifteen pounds
There's a cardboard che guevara self-gagged and bound
Ooh ooh, this is the opposition, this is the opposition
Ooh ooh, look at the opposition assume the position
They're oh so clean and they're oh so clever
They only fight dirty when they're fighting each other
Gloat at the cause and hail the leader
Hate nothing more than a non-believer
And i'm still waiting
Even though it hurts
I'm still pretending
In the blue corner, satan himself
He just burned down the building and stole the belt
Ooh ooh, here come the opposition, here come the opposition
Ooh ooh, still the opposition, always the opposition
They're oh so clean and they're oh so clever
They only fight dirty when they're fighting each other
Gloat at the cause and hail the leader
Hate nothing more than a non-believer
And i'm still trying
Even though it burns
But the truth is screaming
Right, left, god help us all
Right, left, god help us all
Right, left, god help us all
Right, left, god help us all
And it's a knock out, again
They're oh so clean and they're oh so clever
They only fight dirty when they're fighting each other
Gloat at the cause and hail the leader
Hate nothing more than a non-believer
In the echo bunker is where they'll be
But don't hold your breath for a victory
Until they write the rules of the fight
They don't wanna win, they just wanna be right
I'm in the red corner with my head in my hands