When I became of age, my mama sat me down She said, "Son, you're growing up, it's time you looked around." So I began to notice some things I've never seen before That's what brought me here knockin' at your back door Oh, yeah A closet queen, a bus stop fiend It wants to shake my hand. I don't want to be there, she decides she can It's Apple Dan, he's just the man to pick fruit off your branches I can't sleep and we can't keep this cattle off our ranches
Oh, oh... yeah [Instrumental Bridge - Bolero - Cast Your Fate To The Wind] It's too strong, something's wrong, I guess I lost the feeling I don't mind the games you play, but I don't like you dealing The cards looked bad, the luck's been had and there's nothing left to smoke We'll all be back tomorrow for the punchline of the joke Oh, Oh... Oh, Oh...