A to the B to the C to the D cup Come on baby feel my moobs up Im cruising with my homies on the look out for some chicks Top down, shirts off, wind in our tits Pull into a diner for some tea at half past 10 We always bring our milk with us, ladies just say when Im hanging on the beach and were causing such commotion Girls going crazy cause were running in slow motion Went to a surgeon to increase my baps of rubber Placed his face into my b**bs and went, blubber blubber Man b**bs man b**bs Mammaries for men Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them
Man b**bs man b**bs Mammaries for men Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10 You recognize my face cause its been on the TV Soon my moobs will be as famous when theyre on page three When yobbos take the piss and start to give us ha**le We mesmerize and hypnotize them with our man b**b ta**els To make the most of your man b**bs here are some simple tips Wear a shirt too small and rub ice cubes on your nips Rubbing them with cocoa bu*ter keeps them soft and silky I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me