[Verse 1: Sir Skitzo]
What's up girl
Been a while since we last talked
Remember when we used to Skype on my laptop
Or send pics through Snapchat to act hot
I really thought that maybe we hit the jackpot
[Verse 2: Hi-Rez]
f** your ex-dudes
I'm glad that I met you
I don't want to text you
I just want you to send nudes
She end up in my sweatshirt, she staying the night
First I hate you, then I love you, like Jacob and Rice
[Verse 3: Sir Skitzo]
And a legend is developing
When I'm wrestling with the medicine
But I never let my life revolve around the Benjamins
Why you even questioning
We all know you're irrelevant
Enslaving the human race with ways that are intelligent
[Verse 4: Hi-Rez]
With your love I'm living the the middle of heel
I'd rather get sickle cell and drop the soap in prison or jail than spend another day with you
Just b**hing at me and yelling
Rather get a s** change and date Ellen Degeneres
[Verse 5: Sir Skitzo]
I told her she looked cold without a sweater
We better be following all the signs in the hope to find the treasure
We're living the perfect lives when our souls have come together
But then she f**ed me over and I wish I never met her
[Verse 6: Hi-Rez]
I wish I never knew her
Should've trusted the rumours
When everyone told me that her p**y smelled just like a sewer
Now I'm up sh**s creek, knee deep in this manure
f** it I got p**nHub and a Mac Book computer
[Verse 7: Sir Skitzo]
I went from being hurt at birth with no friends
The nerd who had dirt but turned it into a gem
For the girls wh would twerk just to flirt with the men
As I searched for the words that work with my pen
[Hook: Hi-Rez]
If you are not ready for
My penis
I got hella lube and Kleenex
Give me back my sweatshirt
You really make my head hurt