[Hook]
In this place nobody can tell me who I can and can't be
I could get erased and get reinvented as a different MC
I could take you on a ride
If you let me in your mind, I could set you free
I can put cha in cuffs
Just gimme yo trust and we can throw away the key
[Verse 1]
I could be diabetic with my pupils dilated
High on any thing I can find in the cabinet while I'm waiting
Stick my face in a can of gas huff it evaporated
Suffocating in a rag and a bag of some glue and paint
Percocet can k** the pain as long as there's three or four of em
Indications on the bottle ignore em f** it take more of em
I scored em from the old lady on 4th. Do you know her man?
She smokes a bit of weed with an adorable storage man
Throw a can of woop a** at me just to see how I handle it
Mandolin in my hand speakin' Spanish cause I'm a fan of it
Como esta bien muy manly with hella stamina
Jammin a mamajamma with hammer and nail it shut
And this putter got this driver feelin' froggish
I'm bout to leap out the window and I'll hit your mail box off its wooden tee
Shouldn't be any problem for me and me golf club
And if it is I'll chop it down to the sound of a saw, uh
[Hook]
In this place nobody can tell me who I can and can't be
I could get erased and get reinvented as a different MC
I could take you on a ride
If you let me in your mind, I could set you free
I can put cha in cuffs
Just gimme yo trust and we can throw away the key
[Verse 2]
I could cut an arm and leg off
Sew em back on and play golf
The only problem that I'd have is if they wouldn't stay on
I'd probably fall on the lawn. Frantically calling for mom
Then I replace em with a couple golf flags and it's on
Faster and faster I run
From the back to the front of the crowd
Hopin' to get glimpse of Tiger Woods and his beautiful smile
What? Excuse me? Really man, excuse me
I told you I'm trying to see him before he leaves
Can you move please?
I don't gotta explain nothin to yall
I can say what I want. And you s** a couple of balls
What's it to ya'll anyway?
I never said that I'm plenty gay
Maybe I did, that was just the weed, roofies, and Hennessee
Lemme see. Lemme examine myself
Look at my nipple hair up close and then I'll take off my belt
And when I'm finished with that, I take a look at my back
I see a couple stab wounds and one knife intact
[Hook x2]
In this place nobody can tell me who I can and can't be
I could get erased and get reinvented as a different MC
I could take you on a ride
If you let me in your mind, I could set you free
I can put cha in cuffs
Just gimme yo trust and we can throw away the key