[Hook] In this place nobody can tell me who I can and can't be I could get erased and get reinvented as a different MC I could take you on a ride If you let me in your mind, I could set you free I can put cha in cuffs Just gimme yo trust and we can throw away the key [Verse 1] I could be diabetic with my pupils dilated High on any thing I can find in the cabinet while I'm waiting Stick my face in a can of gas huff it evaporated Suffocating in a rag and a bag of some glue and paint Percocet can k** the pain as long as there's three or four of em Indications on the bottle ignore em f** it take more of em I scored em from the old lady on 4th. Do you know her man? She smokes a bit of weed with an adorable storage man Throw a can of woop a** at me just to see how I handle it Mandolin in my hand speakin' Spanish cause I'm a fan of it Como esta bien muy manly with hella stamina Jammin a mamajamma with hammer and nail it shut And this putter got this driver feelin' froggish I'm bout to leap out the window and I'll hit your mail box off its wooden tee Shouldn't be any problem for me and me golf club And if it is I'll chop it down to the sound of a saw, uh [Hook] In this place nobody can tell me who I can and can't be I could get erased and get reinvented as a different MC I could take you on a ride
If you let me in your mind, I could set you free I can put cha in cuffs Just gimme yo trust and we can throw away the key [Verse 2] I could cut an arm and leg off Sew em back on and play golf The only problem that I'd have is if they wouldn't stay on I'd probably fall on the lawn. Frantically calling for mom Then I replace em with a couple golf flags and it's on Faster and faster I run From the back to the front of the crowd Hopin' to get glimpse of Tiger Woods and his beautiful smile What? Excuse me? Really man, excuse me I told you I'm trying to see him before he leaves Can you move please? I don't gotta explain nothin to yall I can say what I want. And you s** a couple of balls What's it to ya'll anyway? I never said that I'm plenty gay Maybe I did, that was just the weed, roofies, and Hennessee Lemme see. Lemme examine myself Look at my nipple hair up close and then I'll take off my belt And when I'm finished with that, I take a look at my back I see a couple stab wounds and one knife intact [Hook x2] In this place nobody can tell me who I can and can't be I could get erased and get reinvented as a different MC I could take you on a ride If you let me in your mind, I could set you free I can put cha in cuffs Just gimme yo trust and we can throw away the key