This is the tale of Doubting Thomas
A very devious man is he
They caught his dog after his mother
The feet got spat on, lebanese
He's going far-beat operation
To get his own back on his wife
Because he caught her with the milkman
Well that's what you call internal strife
Mmm, yes
Is this another tale of Doubting Thomas?
Very devious man is he
Keeps his goldfish in the bathtub
His sister's strange, a sight to see
Fight for theratorial waters
He has a bit tiny taste of a**
His wife is frying him piranha
We think they're smarter with the ba**
Easy now
Another tale of Doubting Thomas
A very remarkable man is he
Keeps a canary down the toilet
Just to warn him excess guests
A starting pistol's in the system
The trigger's wired to the chains
Every time somebody pulls him
They think the bird stays here again