[Intro] Ring around the rosy Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes We all fall down! [Chorus] A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies [Verse 1] Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough Then why did God give me two? Not including my mouth If you've got a pretty face and a pretty fanny too You will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you! [Pre-Chorus] 1, 2, 3, 4 (It's just like coming in the back door.) 5, 6, 7, 8 (Aaah, feels great!) [Chorus 2] A ring, a ring, around my dirty posy My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, ring, ring around my posy All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies
[Verse 2] A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun? Just south of my front part; I will make you cum! [Pre-Chorus 2] 9, 10, 11, 12 (Feels so good, must be bad for my health) 13, 14, 15, 16 (I'm soaking.) [Chorus] A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies Ring, ring around my rosy Ring, ring around my rosy [Bridge] (x2) Ring around the rosy Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes We all fall down! [Outro] A ring around my rosy My pocket's so damn cozy Oh, my posy My posy I'm talking about my a**hole