Well I'm a little bit dumb and a little bit fat
But when it comes to celebratin' I know where it's at
Saturday night and I'm out on my jack
With my tight jeans on and my sun-roof back
Parking on the pavement by a downtown bar
I just had to take a moment lookin' over my car
Forgive me everybody if I pa** a little sigh
Every time I see that Mustang, I feel I could fly
Well I walked right in and I sat down on the scene
And over in the corner there's a lady dressed up like a queen
She looks like a lover in a program on TV
Think I'll move on over an afford some company
Hello there honey can you come out tonight
I'm a real fine mover and you sure look a sight
She said "Baloney, you're just wastin' my time
If you think there's any action in a bottle of wine"
I feel kinda homesick for the good old days
With my chopped hog poppa and the great highway
A black leather shirt and a broken nose
And a bellyful of pills so that anything goes
Well I tell you everybody
I could see her point of view
Let's get out to the car and see what we can do
Lady can't you show me the twinkle in you eye
She said "C'mon baby, just step on the gas and I'll try"
Ooh, Mustang Momma
Step on the gas and give me a ride...