I'm sorry to hear that it didn't work out
It wouldnt work out
These things seldom work out.
Remember your wedding
The reception was sh**e...
The friends of the friends of his friends
Were all tossers.
See I get this message from out of the blue
Middle aged, drunken
Asking for news.
The photo attached is clearly of you
But it must have been ten years old before it was even taken
Hard men and slappers in stockings with bad tattoos
"Love" and "Hate" written in blood on bruised knickles
What youy were comes back around
Yeah sometimes history finds you out,
We had a shag on your hen night
I bought you both a jolly nice toaster.
And i wrote a song for your wedding
But left out some important details
Cathy
Hard men and slappers in stockings with bad tattoos
Like "Love" and "Hate" written in blood on bruised knickles
What we were comes back around
Sometimes history finds you out.