Mary Honey I never liked your greedy ugly huspband Or the way hed fondle pretty girls in public Get your toothbrush and a pa**port A spare pair of knickers Leave the junk. Be the Queen of Nowhere in Particular With windswept eyes and dusty hair Oily hands and peppermint kisses The world loves a biker girl. On a Bonneville Or a red LeMans
From Sheffield to Shebbear You could have ruled it all From a vinyl throne With a fibregla** crown Been a needle in a haystack Like a cat's eye on the motorway. Lost the junk Been the Queen of Nowhere in Particular With windswept eyes and dusty hair Oily hands and peppermint kisses You should have been my biker girl.