[Verse 1] All the Thai food and the Must See TV Yeah Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe Yeah Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug Yeah All the limp dicks and their virility drug And the Chinese Pugs Yeah [Chorus 1] Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed We're creature comforted Don't need anything, we all get what we want And we want [Chorus 2] Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed We're creature comforted Don't need anything, no, there's nothing at all And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite We're all defanged and declawed [Verse 2] It's the satellite and your DVD Yeah It keeps you inside; it keeps you off of the street
Yeah And the payments: payments keep you alive Yeah Self a nation, it gets you on anytime America Online Yeah [Chorus 1] [Chorus 3] Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed We're creature comforted Don't need anything, no, there's nothing at all Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you owe Yeah Yeah! [Chorus 1] [Outro] Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed We're creature comforted Don't need anything, no, there's nothing at all And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown We're all defanged and declawed Declawed (x2) We're all defanged and declawed Declawed (x2)