[Verse 1]
Friendship is rare
Do you know what I'm saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derriere
When you find out much later
That they don't really care
[Chorus 1]
It's rare... to me
Can't you see
It's rare... to me
Can't you see?
[Verse 2]
Oh sh**, there's a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in great danger
And you don't even care
[Chorus 2]
It's rare... to me
Can't you see?
It's rare... to me
Can't you see?
[Bridge]
It's rare... to me
Say a prayer... for me
Cause it's rare to be in Tenacious D
[Verse 3]
Friends will be friends - they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands - they'll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
Friends will be friends - they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands - they'll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
As long as there's a record deal we'll always be.. friends.. yeah