[Tenacious D]
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas... listen closely
You don't always have to f** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f**ing give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometime you got to say hey
I'm gonna f** you... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, wait a minute, Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's f**ing teamwork!
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f**ing f** you discreetly
And then I'll f**ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f** you hard
Hard