[Verse 1]
All you people up there in City Hall
You're f**ing it up for the people that's in the streets
This is a song for the people in the streets
Not the people City Hall
All you motherf**ers in the streets it's time to rise up
Come along children and f**ing rise
[Verse 2]
Lots of times when me and KG are watching
All the f**ing sh** that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should f** sh** up
Yeah we should f**ing start a riot
A riot!
[Verse 3]
We have 'em screaming in the streets
We have 'em tipping over sh** and breaking f**ing windows of small businesses
And setting f**ing fires
And setting f**ing fires
And setting f**ing fires
[Verse 4]
And then after the smoke is cleared
And the rubble has been swept away
Me and KG will peek out our heads
We've been watching the riots on a monitor, twenty floors below sea level
From a bunker
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the ba*tards of City Hall
*manical laughter*
But now what will we do?
We must rebuild
But who will lead us in the rebuilding pro-cess
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
And the elbow grease
To lead us to a new land
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
Alright, we'll do it
[Chorus 2]
We'll lead as two kings
We'll lead as two kings
A-ha-haaaa
(We'll lead as two Kings)
How-how
We'll lead as Two Kings
[Verse 5]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana
The tyranny and the bullsh**'s gone on too long
You old f**ing shrivs who blocked it's legalization
You're banished from the land
[Chorus 2]
We'll lead as two kings
We'll lead as two kings
A-haaaaaaa-ha-ha (we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ha-a-ha
Lead as two kings
[Verse 6]
The second decree
No more pollution, no more car exhaust
Or ocean dumpage
From now on, we will travel in tubes
[Chorus 2]
We'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah
We'll f**in' lead as two kings
[Verse 7]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately
(Tube technology)
Chop, chop, let's go
Third decree
No more
Rich people
And poor people
From now on, we will all be the same
Ummm... I don't know
I gotta think about that
[Chorus 2]
We'll lead as two kings
Ah yeah, ah-yeah-ha-ah-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ho-hee
Ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ohhh
[Spoken word 1]
JB: Oh my God
KG: Ahh... What
JB: Dude, the red phone is flashing
KG: Oh, yeah
JB: Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings
KG: Who is it
JB: What? No! No f**ing way
KG: What
JB: Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there
KG: Oh my God... what
JB: Dude, I gotta stay here
KG: Why do I have to go
JB: Please! Please
KG: Oh, God, okay
JB: Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament
All right Parliament, I know this is f**ed up
But Rage, he can't be king anymore
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees
Seriously, let's make him "Duke"
Like a kick a** "Duke"
Or "Leader Formerly Known as King," but, uh-oh, he's coming back
[Chorus 2]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
We'll really lead as two kings
[Spoken word 2]
KG: Uh, dude
JB: Rage
KG: I went all over Idaho
JB: Yeah?
KG: Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere
JB: What? There was no famine
KG: Yeah, there was no famine, no
JB: Dude
KG: I don't know what's uh...
JB: A toast...
KG: A toast...
JB: Long live "The D"
KG: Long live "The D"
(Clinking of gla**es during a toast)
JB: Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine
KG: What?
JB: For the good of the land
KG: Ye poi- I poisoned your's, ha ha, as well
JB & KG: Noooooooooooooo!
[Chorus 3]
City, city, city, city, city, city, sh**ty
sh**ty, city, sh**ty, sh**ty, city, city, sh**ty
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall
[Verse 8]
People inside me are asking me to smoke up City Hall
Cause no one here is talking
People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall
Cause no one here is rockin'
People inside me are asking me to blow up City Hall
Cause everyone is rock-'em sock-'em Robots
Everyone is rock-'em sock-'em Robots
Everyone is rock-'em sock-'em
GO!
OH!
*messy fingerpicked guitar outro*
JB: Don't...cut that part out
KG: We've got it
JB: Um, do you believe in God
KG: I believe, I believe
JB: You do
KG: I believe in God. I believe in God
JB: *laughs* Y'do--
KG: I believe in God
JB: *laughs* Do you
KG: I believe in God
[One minute of time elapses]
[HIDDEN TRACK: MALIBU NIGHTS]
[Intro]
KG: Yeah, but you didn't f**ing come out with this one
*Plays riff*
JB: I got some lyrics
[Verse 1]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams
Mali-bu, making a poo
Stinky poo, looking at you
Because it's time for my breakfast
It's time for some cheese
It's time for the stink
Time for the breeze
Time for the
Hal-eeeeee