[Chief Chinchilla]
Three minutes ain't enough time, yo
Zone, yo Bacon, what did we miss on that
"Sick of Rap" joint?
We ain't discuss everything, did we?
Cause you know...
Getting kinda sick of muhf**as forty-five years old
Worrying about two rappers in their twenties taking shots at each other
This fool in the barbershop be like, "Yo, son from Philly
I know he got bars, he ain't gonna take that"
Shouldn't you be worried about your colonoscopy or you mortgage or something? The f** you care for?
[J-Zone]
What's up with all these rap fans?
Snitchin' mother f**ers out on WhoSampled
YouTube, Wikipedia
Trying to get mother f**ers sued
You KNOW we can't afford to clear this sh**!
Then you get mad at a mother f**er for learning to play a instrument
And making synthesizer beats
"Yeah, he doesn't sample like he used to"
Man, f** y'all
[Chief Chinchilla]
Punk-a** Millennial swag-boy Snapchat amphibian!
Oh yeah yeah yeah
And what about these punk-a** Generation X-ers
Up here talking about "culture vultures"?
Yeah, back in the Nineties you were Bad Boy for life, huh?
"f** all you broke n***as
Stop being a player hater
Get this money
f** that real hip hop sh**
f** that black sh**
We pop bottles"
And now that rap got gentrified
And your neighborhood patty shop became a yoga studio
And now YOU the broke-a** n***a
Now you wanna talk about culture vultures?
fu*k y'all
[J-Zone]
Hey, yo, all you mother f**ers working in customer service
Freestyling on the job at Target or the post office?
Quit your job
[Chinchilla/J-Zone]
Cause when rappers get day jobs, the whole world suffers
[Chief Chinchilla]
And shout out to all you rap squeegeemen
Shaking people down in the street to buy your
Raggedy-a**, janky-a** CD-R
Musicians in other genres don't do that sh**
They perform and leave a donation bucket out
You donate money if you want to
But I'm supposed to support some sh** I ain't heard before
'cause it's "real hip hop, fam"
If I "like Jay-Z then I like" you, "FAM"
Making a mockery of this rap sh**
[Chinchilla/J-Zone]
Rap is a circus
And we hope the elephants trample everybody
[J-Zone]
Oh, what's up with your boy Swagmaster Bacon
He ain't even say anything
[Chief Chinchilla]
Word, what do you hate about rap?
[Swagmaster Bacon]
We need more pork
And more white women