[Intro: Girl talking]
Who's this funny looking n***a coming down the block?
[J-Zone]
Yeeeah b**h. My name is J-Zone. AKA k** Pretty. Hey ladies, I know I ain't handsome but that sh** don't matter cause one I get this Long Island Ice Tea in ya system, your judgement is out the window! My ugly n***as worldwide, you know how we do em, get 'em drunk and run right through 'em. Bam. Let's do it! C'mon
"I don't believe I've met this handsome gentleman."
[Verse One]
Ha
That b**h called me handsome she must be blind
Drunk, being sarcastic or outta her mind
She saw me from a block away and wanted to chill
Got up close, saw my grill and said "Ewwww"
Ha
But I don't give a f**
Opposites attract
She said my grill looked like someone got me with a bat
About a half hour later that tequila had her buzzing
Now I'm with this chick looking like she's J. Lo's cousin
Hoes say I'm funny looking but they still chill with me
J-Zone also known as k** Pretty
Far from a heart throb, I don't iron my clothes
And it's strange (why?) cause I can pull some fine a** hoes
They say fine a** broads got ugly men
Well that's me, her friends say "Why you talking to him?"
I got her drunk, made her think I was cute and brainwashed her
A buck sixty with clothes on and she call me "Big Poppa"
I'm not photogenic so put away your camera
Get b**h I'm energetic so I hope you got stamina
I met her ex boyfriend and crushed his pride
He like, "Baby, I can't believe you f** with this guy."
sh**, pretty must be a city, in the South Pole (why?)
Cause I'm so far from it
See a fly chick yo
Pa** the Cisco
I got her and I'm out here looking like Gizmo
[Hook]
U.G.L.Y
I ain't got no alibi
I date cute chicks but
"I am not handsome"
Tell them motherf**ers again
"I am not handsome"
Baby talking sh** about me
I just need to get her drunk
And now I'm s**ing on her titties, J-Zone/k** Pretty!
"I am not handsome"
[Verse Two]
You heard what he said, I ain't handsome
I don't dress fly, you won't ever catch me dancin'
{Girl} "Damn J you looking good."
What?! Beg your pardon
There's a lie, I ain't been called "cute" since kindergarten
But I done bagged some b**hes, cute b**hes, yo' b**hes
And I'm looking like "before" pictures in "Before and After" pictures
Got a blind date with this chick Sheraine
With an a** so big it don't fit on her frame
I show up looking dead wrong
And she's irate
I'm not a supermodel, nope, more like a primate
b**h talking about the situation is moot
{Girl} We should've called your last album 'Sick Of Being Cute'
b**h pissed cause I'm not co*k dies'
Dyke please, don't co*k tease
Just hit this Long Island Ice T
Drunk as f**
There her judgement go
Her friend said "Girl you crazy?" "Keep this on the low."
Five drink later
An ugly n***a like me could be the star of How To Be A Player
Thanks to the booze!
Won't win no awards for being pretty
But I never had a girl that was less than a seven
C'mon
[Hook]
[Outro]
So what I'm a funny looking n***a. I had every haircut man. I had a flat top, Gumby, an afro, cornrows, blowout, baldy, cesaer, I still look f**ed up. f** it
{girl} Damn J you looking good
"I am not handsome"
Damn J you looking good
"I am not handsome"
"You look terrible"