[Verse 1: J-What]
HAHA
I was talking to this girl and she was a f**ing b**h
She was kinda hot I wanted her to s** on my dick
So I went over to her and stuck it up inside her lips
But she was like ew and started to flip a sh**
So I had to back off before the cops came or I came
Wait this is a lie this sh** only happened in my brain
To be honest I'm a nice kid
Never been in trouble
'cept one time a punched a kid
Teacher were puzzled
As to why a smart boy like myself
Would waste time on a white boy born in wealth,
Then again I was born bipolar as sh** like a light switch
Switching off between a hug and a hit
Throwing chairs on the ground then started meditating yea I was a freak
What can I say I like to beat my meat in the shower don't you see Ima geek
When girls come around I'm like duck
Quack f** I messed up
Walk away before I get rejected
Oh she was a b**h I mean't s*ut
Cuz b**hes only f** certain dudes
And this one is talking to me
What can I say she wants the D
I'm Like a G
Well not really thats too much money,
See I'm in a depression cuz my ex broke up with me
That was like three months ago
Haven't got p**y in a month though
So my dick is screaming come on bro YOLO
And I'm just like FISH dick
When I find a girl u'll remember how it feels to be slick
Yeah I talk to my lil guy with no eyes and no mouth
He likes me cuz I give him a good workout
What can I say it's been though
Any girls tryna help with the routine ?
No relations I'm not mean
Just ain't getting attached again that was stupid
f** cupid
Now I'm tired of this sh** and a lil mad
Ya'll can kiss my a**
J-What's done with this beat
Glad you were watching me
Ha glad you were watching me b**hes
Yep that was a bed time story
Go the f** to sleep
HAHA
NOC NOC b**h