[Hook] See me look into the mirror, and see how life is treating me I could see all kinds of changes, that's really deep down inside of me [Verse 1: tabi Bonney] If I take you to Denny's, then we go together I counted all my pennies, I got my Mork and Mindys Cologne is Gucci Gucci, got on shorts like Bonaduce Got extra coin so maybe after we can catch a movie And sit all the way in the back She said "Ain't no need for that, cause' you ain't gettin' that" Oooo, she bustin' bubbles, poppin' bubble gum She full of fire, least she ain't as subtle like them other ones Baby hair all on her neck I hope I get a kiss, me and my friends placed bets Why do pretty girls make you wait for f**ing ever She told me 8 o' clock, about an hour later Damn, she taking foreverrrrrrrr, sh** She said "Sorry for the wait" I said "It's cool, you cool, you ain't really take that long
But ummm, you look fantastic as always That's why the boys follow you through the hallways And I'm so glad to be here tonight You got me feeling like New Years tonight, or prom night Minus the uhhhh, you know you know you know you know" She said "Yea, I know I know", so [Outro: tabi Bonney] So I'm going to end it right there I don't feel like rapping the rest I'll tell ya'll the rest of the story and stuff So, very very pretty girl --- you know, we go out Went to the movies, sat all the way in the back of the theater All the way in the back, it was only me and her there Maybe one, or two other people but they couldn't see us And umm, started kissing --- you know, I lift up her shirt Started kissing on her titties and stuff, and then She had hairy nipples, man (Oohhhhh) I was done