[Verse 1]
Grew up as a 90s punk
Had bleached hair, mohawk, all that junk
But there was just one thing
That I never learned to do
[Chorus]
I never learned to skateboard
[Verse 2]
Never had a wallet chain
Never took a half-pipe to the brain
I had my work shirt and plaid shorts
But I still can't do sh** on a board