The world gazes astonished
'coz they can't believe their eyes
On how stupid Americans
Are obsessed with private lives
Each day another item
Another lie follows the next
Who cares for f*cking politics?
All that counts is s**
He's the fallen idol
The one that can't get clean
Of fouls that he committed
The fool that he has been
He's the fallen idol
But he don't give a sh**
'Coz why should he be bothered
For shoes that do not fit?
The press sleeps in his garden
There's a camera near his bed
A circus for the people
Because someone gave him head
His dog is being interviewed:
Is boss had an affair
Perhaps he had a threesome
With Kohl and Tony Blair???
Ma** Hysteria!
The world gazes astonished
'coz they can't believe their eyes
How stupid Americans
Are obsessed with private lives
Though they give him credit
His innocence been lost
In face of prosecution
He has to bow or burst
He's the fallen idol
The one that can't get clean
Of fouls that he committed
The fool that he has been
He's the fallen idol
But he don't gives a sh**
'Coz why should he be bothered
For shoes that do not fit?
The press sleeps in his garden
There's a camera near his bed
A circus for the people
Because someone gave him head
They want to know the topics
Of the leaders beaverhunt
But would I become that popular
If someone licked my c*nt?
Ma** Hysteria!