[Verse]
You might not believe (and I might not either)
in the holy goat of Vietnam
Bear Lake monster, Four Mile globster,
spade-head presence of Flatwoods
Trunko washed up a survivor
Those that saw
Same as Amagon and Linda, know
[Chorus]
Ask Linda Godfrey
She'll tell you
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Ask Linda Godfrey
She'll tell you
[Bridge]
Why is this pertinent to you?
Why is this pertinent to you?
Why is this pertinent to you?
Why is this pertinent to you?
Giggling mother blood nurse is coming to make a wave with her galactic tail
[Chorus]
Ask Linda Godfrey
She'll tell you
Ask Linda Godfrey