EXT. UNKNOWN NEIGHBOURHOOD
Glenn and Charlie are standing outside. Glenn is drinking a beer, while Charlie is putting them in his vest, perhaps stealing them
GLENN: The women in this city... Shallow, materialistic and du.. just stupid.
CHARLIE: I know.
GLENN: Don't get the cans, get the bottles. Get the eh, airports.
Rob runs to Charlie and Glenn
ROB: Guys, you guys. You have no idea what just happened. I just met a girl who is amazing. Smart, beautiful, the whole thing.
GLENN: That's great, dude.
CHARLIE: Which one?
ROB: That.. The brown one over there.
He points to Carmen, who stands a neaerby a house talking to another guy.
Glenn looks to Charlie, they both start laughing.
GLENN: The one by the chair?
ROB: Yeah.
GLENN: That's awesome, that's a dude.
CHARLIE: That's a man.
ROB: No, the brown one, with the hair.
GLENN: The brown one, right yeah. (Together with Charlie) That's a guy. (alone) That's Sheilo's friend Carmen right?
ROB: Yeah, Carmen.
CHARLIE: Transs**ual.
GLENN: Implants?
CHARLIE: Yes.
ROB: Are you sure?
CHARLIE: Yes.
GLENN: Look, look, look at his jeans?
Cut to Carmen
GLENN: There's a bulge in there
CHARLIE: That's a penis. That's the bulge of a penis.
GLENN: A bulge of a big penis in... in his jeans.
CHARLIE: That's a man, that's a manrub.
MAC: Gimme a second.
CHARLIE AND GLENN: Alright.
Cut to Rob walking to Carmen
CARMEN: You know, you don't owe me the plate. That's fine.
ROB: Excuse me? (to Carmen's discussion partner) Yeah could you give us one second. Thanks (to Carmen - points to her/his pants) Is that a penis in your pants?
CARMEN: Yeah.
ROB: You lied to me.
CARMEN: No, I didn't. You lied to me. Pharmaceutical Sales please, I saw you on that episode of Law & Order.
ROB: No, don't turn this a.. Law & Order, you saw that?
CARMEN: Yeah.
ROB: Yeah, really did you...
Glenn and Charlie are walking behind them
GLENN: Rob. Can we go, please.
CARMEN: You were pretty good actually.
ROB: You think so? I thought it was a little over the top.
CARMEN: I thought it was great.
CHARLIE & GLENN: Rob! Come on.
ROB: I gotta go. But ehm, you know what maybe.. I'll call you. I'll call you.
CARMEN: Bye.
Rob walks away, Carmen smiles
The pilot ends with a cut to her bulge
END OF PILOT