Hush, hush, hush Blush, blush, blush You are now my big fat crush I'm single as I can be You're single, perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons Why you should date me Reason number one - I'm super hot Reason number two - she's super not Reason number three - I'm all you got And all you got is someone hot Boy check my résumé You want a background check? Okay. First name hot, and last name b**h Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch You think I'm trash? Hell no, I'm cla** and I got a big fat a** And all I gotta say is... Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E, love me And hug me, and touch me And, well, f** me Boy, you think love is a game And it drives me really insane Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons Why you should date me Reason number four - I got cute brows You don't see it? I don't know how Reason number five - I got more personality than all your types Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?" AH!
La, la, la love me Your love is my drug can't you see I love you why don't you love me Invisible to everybody I'm sick and tired of this sh** I just want a relationship And all I gotta say is Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E love me And hug me And touch me And, well, no Hold up wait a minute You think I'm just a toy? Well you are just a boy And your love is a decoy I really think you need some help Cause now I'm taken by myself And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me Reason number one - I'm super hot Reason number two - you're super not Reason number three - I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot Boy check your résumé You want a background check? okay First name no, last name thanks Wanna get with me you lost your place You think you own everyone I don't belong to anyone And all I gotta say is... I love me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E love me And hug me And touch me And, well, f** you Hush, hush, hush Blush, blush, blush I am now my big fat crush