We 'bout to shut it down
Like the government
You can call me democrat
Or republican
Let's get it now
While they're wondering
Let's snatch this money
Right from under them
Carpe diem
'Cause they won't give it
You got one life to live
n***a live it
Get turnt up
f**ing twisted
Got to ratchet this b**h
To the limit
They quarreling in
Them sacred halls
It's the good and the bad
Struggle, y'all
Them rednecks
Gimme blueballs
'Cause they holding out on me
Like a stall
They keep me running
To them stalls
Can't decide which way
I'm gonna call
Dumbo got dough, But
Everybody loves a good a**
Green tea be sh**ting me
So I'll pa**
It don't matter
Just gimme money
Then I care not
Who makes the laws, honey
It does a body good
Milkin' dummies
Promising to land them
In a place that's always sunny, ooh
Get real
Get raw
Get off your knees
Stand tall
Give 'em the business
And give it your all
Let's give 'em something
To cry about...AWWWW
[applause}
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs
Oh, you're too kind
Oh gosh, you shouldn't have
All righ-, thank you