[Verse 1: Int 80]
Completely distracted by this girl riding by
I never really look, but this one caught my eye
Heart skipped a beat, and she was gone just as soon
Shocked to see her there when I walked in the room
Cut my conversation, reduced me to silence
A girl like this sitting in Computer Science?
First day of cla**, the room was still filling
Probably misread her schedule or had the wrong building
My girlfriend's a hacker, yup it's all there
Beautiful, funny, engineers software
And knew all the answers, she's the cla** hero
My chances with her had to be about zero
When we got to talking, I couldn't believe
She was so down to earth, still it felt like a dream
She is too perfect, how can it be?
Thank her parents, her relatives, her whole family tree
[Method Man Sample]
Back when I was nothin', back when I was nothin'
Made a brother feel like he was somethin'
[Chorus] X 2
My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell
Did I tell you what happened the other night after 2600?
Check this out
[Verse 2: Int 80]
So I gave a talk about cross-site scripting
We're on the way home and she starts reminiscing
She liked the presentation and loved the exploits
She understood the concepts, so what's the next choice?
She loads up a site with a Javascript buffer
Hacks into that, so she goes for another
No application was safe in her head
Next thing I know she's owned half of the web
And now I'm terrified, but she's laughing instead
Wants to keep going 'til the other half's dead
Then the next day we were on a fast walk
Until she saw somebody on a laptop
2 minutes pa**ed and they're looking confused
Accounts locked out, not letting them choose
Started doing hacker stuff, it was unruly
No not that, I mean like "Hackers" the movie
She had all these like smiley faces all over the screen
I'm like where did you get this?
[Chorus] X 2
My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell
[Verse 3: Int 80]
Completely amazing, we've really moved up
Creative and generous, this is too much
The birthday gift from her was no trade-off
My very own custom Counter Strike aim-bot
Perfect, accurate, and knowin' her well
She hacked it, tested, and coded herself
Head-shots galore every time that I play
And wait till you hear about Valentines Day
She posted a love note, hot like fever
At the top of each site in my RSS reader
A few winters back when it was zero degrees
She camped out over night just to get a Wii
Yes, it's the truth and we had a great time
Next morning came, numbers 1 and 2 in line
Kept one to play, and one on eBay
My girlfriend's a hacker, what can I say?
[Chorus] X 2
My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell
[Method Man Sample]
Back when I was nothin', back when I was nothin'
Made a brother feel like he was somethin'