Ain't that about a hoot
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young a**, yaww
Let me tell you my thelma lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but pa
Rappin to this b**h with a red neck
A red neck, them f**in red neck
Rappin to this b**h with a red neck
Violent j gonna step to that red a** neck
b**h you're a red neck
But i gives a f** i'm bout to step
I never met a southern belle cowpolk
And i know till now you've only f**ed your kinfolk
b**h i can't believe that
Everytime you smile you look like cactus jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause i still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
b**h i knows you's a freak
Lemme b**h slap that bu*t cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say sh** you funky a** fat b**h
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that i'm a juggalo gigalo
b*atch wait hold up (what?)
I can't have pa starin at my bu*t
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All i need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all)
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h
Rappin to this b**h with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken a** red neck
A b**h with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo shaggy step to that red a** neck
b**h it's shaggs
Before i teabag your face take off them rags
You been chillin in the barn all night and day
Shovelin horse sh** and f**in with hay
b**h it's your neden i'm finna tag
I don't give a f** play your ricky skaggs
Yeah that's right f** conway twitty
With your red a** nipple on your red neck titty
b**h i'm rollin down south
With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth
And sport a hank allen cowboy hat
But after i tap it, man f** that
b**h i'm from the big city
And i'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
Aww sh** it's wilbur's daughter
Fondlin pig nuts and i caught her
b**h drop them hog balls
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all i know
But i still f**ed that red neck hoe
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all)
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h
I know a red neck b**h named wylita, straight stack
Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face b**h two or three good teeth
But if i ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now i remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, a** hangin all out
Got me itchin on my balls, and i'm rubbin my wang
That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there missy i'm from the east
And i wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece
You can rub my bu*t like you do your pa's
Or i can hide my meat in between your jaws
And even hum a little sumthin sweet by clint black
While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
You like it rough b**h don't you i'ma bring the pain
She said ain't that damn movie by john wayne
Rappin to this b**h with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken a** red neck
A fat bubbly b**h with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck
b**h it's twiztid with a z
You red neck hoe is you f**in with me?
Neden scabbed up like a horses a**
But i'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag
b**h what the f**?
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your bu*t
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And i saw more teeth on an apple
b**h you better ask uncle gus
Or you and the rest of the clampett's will get f**ed up
Oh me? i talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all)
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all)
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b**h (come again y'all)
b**h you's a hoe (uh huh)
And hoe you's a b**h (that's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (what?) funky b**h
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth