[Legs Diamond]
We've got fun houses, murder-go-rounds,
house of horrors and wax museums,
Tunnels of loves, terror wheels, house of mirror, and k**ing fields
[Violent J]
Aaaawwwww sh** bum biddy bum,
I'm Violent J and I'll f** your mom,
And I'm leading this spectical into your town,
We got magic and voodoo and WICKID CLOWNS!!!
Most people don't like these juggalos,
You can take these nuts and juggle thoes,
If your scared sleep with ur parents under the covers,
I'll hacksaw duggon you motherf**ers,
We got b**hed with bearded faces,
Hunchback acrobatic mental cases,
Serial nursing psychopathic,
And little red men with hatchets CHOP!!!
In Detroit we do t blood or crip,
But that don't mean I won't b**h sneak that lip,
We got clown love people love down since birth,
Welcome to the greatest show in earth
[Chorus x2]
Everyone come see the greatest show
Go tell everybody that you know
So came and be down with the clown
The magical dark carnivals in town
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope and I don't give f**s,
I out out lady's out in front of Mac trucks,
I'll pick your daughter up whenever I need,
Drop her off in the morning smelling like weed,
f** gene Simmons and his drunk a** clique,
And every other rock band that stole my sh**,
Jess real juggalos with the dead we dance,
And I'll kick your add they your lether pants,
M a wizard I throw wicked hexes,
Nd make your but sack bigger than Texas,
And as you cry at how fragile it gets,
I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that b**h,
I'm a circus sideshow faygo boozer,
f** video shows and lalapalooza,
We come from a world found under the dirt,
To bring you the greatest show on earth,
[Chorus]
Everyone come see the greatest show, gather up all juggalos and roll [4x]
[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope)]
Legs diamond strokes on a chosen chord,
Mike Clark puts it all thru his quigi board,
Me and shaggy recite the forbidden pa**age,
To tell you they comin for your b**h a**es,
(How can you tell that they out to get cha?,
Look in the mirror see a clown there with ya,
First you see em next second he's gone,
That can only mean that it won't be long)
We pompon in still keepin it real,
I put triple gold Daytons on Ferris wheels,
Strap my carpet up to em and roll,
You can tell I'm comin cuz I shakes the floo,
(Tell your b**h a** mama she can s** my dick,
If she got some kinda problem with my sh**,
It him can stop is nothin in this earth,
You all witness the greatest show on earth)
[Chorus until the end]