Jiggle my mutha f**en balls b**h
Insane clown posse back in this mutha f**a
Hey yo violent j, whats up?
It's christmas, time for a sadah
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, i land my sleigh
Make way for jolly st. j
Climb down the chimney, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyone's heard of
Shimmy down, shimmy down, what the f**?
Somebody help me, i'm stuck
Now what to do?
I feel whack i got stuck in a chimney stack
But i hack
And shimmer on down santa claus clown
Can't f** around, now livingroom, shhh, i creep
Tiptoe's cuz they asleep
I pulled out the ax and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
What's that? i better hide quick
Oh f**, it's the real st. nick
And he musta been taken a sh**
But regardless, i better move quick, now
So i jumped him, santa's no joke
f**ed around got my damn neck broke
He strap, shot, he didn't miss (gunshots and ho ho ho)
"i'm dreaming of a dead christmas,
The kind you'll never have again,
Cuz if you have a dead christmas,
That means you're dead and that's the end"
Have a merry christmas you f**in chump,
Seasons greatings loser, yo 2 dope kick it!
Jack frost nibbles, ha, but f** that
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack
And my bu*tcrack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze
f** you hoes
So i made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with endo
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, i ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze our ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin i was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
"if i'm gonna die you should come with me cuz we boyz" (gunshot) it hit me
Damn i'm dyin, i'm dead he got his wish
And all i got was another red christmas
"silent night, violent fight
Now i'm dead
One to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack"
Happy new year b**h boy i got a new years resolution
For your chicken a** mutha to kiss my mutha f**en a**, woo! jingle bellz, jingle bellz jingle all the way
Pa** your f**en mom up if the icp don't play,
Hey wicked clowns, wicked clowns
b**hes drop your drawers
Don't talk back just s** my sack and fiddle with my ballz
Yeah, icp, southwest for life,
Christmas time know what i'm sayin,
Mr. chris cringle, you fat b**h, mutha f**a never came,
sh**, i'm a slap your across your red a** face mutha f**a, ugh
Southwest down
On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 dead chicken boys
11 stinking b**hes
10 bigot's dying
9 mothers b**hing
8 crackhead babies
7 redneck hoes
6 rotting bodies
5 cases of faygo, hey!
4 neden holes
3 fat stanks
2 splatterd dogs and
1 dead governor e