so there you are, your sittin' there just kinda chillin' Oh richie boy, you look a little bit like dillan The 90210 b**h with the funny hair So i'm a change a few things around here and there Start with your eyes, i pluck 'em out your head And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead Then i'll stamp all your toes and stick 'em in your noes And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows Yeah i'm all syked we gotta fix you for the show tonight But your lips man to me they just a little right They could be a little fatter, even more So f**in' fat b**h your lip is draggin' on the floor Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out And tack a sign on it tellin' what your all about Set you up cause now your ready so +open+ up the +door+ Cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show Carnival thrills Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival k**s Ah, ooh, ah, oh Another freak show from the juggaluggalo (2x) So there you are Come on in chicky wow, aint you a pretty? I think i'll start with the silicone that's in your titty
I'll pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheek So now you look like the elephant b**h freak Don't try and run chicky poo, i'm just gettin started I'll beat your head in with the brick untill you're half retarded Remember the ugly girl you laughed at, at the prom? Don't try to laugh now b**h you look like her mom It came to tuesday but it's starin at I stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you +fat+ Then i stretch your f**in lips and stick 'em in your ear So all the evil sh** you talk, only you can hear I shave you bald and glue your titty on the top Then i spin ya on your nipple until you drop +hey+, almost ready jump steady? open the door Cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show Carnival thrills Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival k**s Ah, ooh, ah, oh Another freak show from the juggaluggalo (3x) So there you are [record scratch] Oh my god So there you are [record scratch] Oh oh oh my god So there you are [record scratch] Oh oh my god So there you are [record scratch] Oh my god So there you are Chorus to out