I gotta tell him
I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me
I gotta call'em
What up dawg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it,
Im gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the gra**
And I could feel her eyes all up on my a**
And then I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm bu*t-f**ing your mother
Please dont hate me
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a juggalo
Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a h**n who*e
I wasn't thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my bu*t cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I f**ed her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mommas one of my favorite s*uts
She likes lickin from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear (growl)
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her bu*t
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better
Thats why your toes been stickin together hahahaha
Please dont hate me
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a juggalo(please don't hate me)
Maybe they call you a termihater(please don't hate me)
If this was a swamp youd be a allihater(please don't hate me)
You could use a cold gla** of haterade(please don't hate me)
Sure come up, bring the ellihater(please don't hate me)
Your moms a** looks like oatmeal yo
Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I aint trying to diss her either
Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
b**h looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
Its allright with me though
I dont mind as long as I can locate the P-hole
And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
Here I am stuffin her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin
And I hope me and you are still cool
Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on f**in again, allright, Ill talk to you later
Peace EMINEM(ooooooooooh)
(D'Zam someone got f**ed up n***a)
Please dont hate me
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'msorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a juggalo
Please dont hate me (Hey)
But I been f**in your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
But I been f**in your mother loose lately
Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo (chanting)