The stalker
Yeah, the stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat)
So i'm grippin' this old piece of sh**, right
Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light
How's about date?
2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8
f** no, you're loser
Yeah, but i'll stick my boot up your a**
But i ain't naggin'
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me ho, i'm violent j act like ya know
Violent j the country singer?
No, violent j the southwest gangstaro
And the b**h was gone (awww)
And i followed her home (aaahhh!)
Cause i got it goin on (hooo!)
And i'm in the haugh (yup)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker
"so what happened?"
"well i really don't like to talk
About it but he ruined my life
I mean he was everywhere, everywhere i went"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to f** off with such cla**
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah go on and get that a**!
Well the stalker, stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the supermarket
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut bu*ter s**s
You would like jiffy but it ain't got no nuts
Why don't ya try these
She ran away scared and i'm starin at her bu*t cheeks
Cause i know she love me
She wanna tease and tease n rub and dub me
"hello?"
"hi, it's me"
"hello?"
"you love me"
"hello?"
"i love you"
"hello? hello?"
Biggitty-bi boo
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some mexican chow,
Yo i know she gonna show up
Tick tock tick tock no luck
Peep through her window jack off in the backyard
Somebody pulled a jokers card
And you know when jokers caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker
"are you ok?"
"i don't know, because i know he'll be back he always comes back
I'll never be able to lead a normal life again" "it's okay"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to f** off with such cla**
Said i think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a**!
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)
I've been honkin for about 2 weeks
And i ain't even got a f**in kiss on the cheek
She's with some f** face
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace
I've gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real
That night i snuck in the back door
With a bucket of chicken and bottle of faygo
Tip-toe tip-toe creepin cause i know my baby sleepin
Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
.....pulled it out
Popped my eye back in and i can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room
Ran through the bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now i stress, pullin out my hair
I think i heard that b**h upstairs
Up the steps, wicked clown, then i hear a clickin
Sound
Honey is that you?
How's bout a kissie smoochie poo
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the b**h anyway, f** it
"what'd you do?"
"i tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me.
He would always catch me and hurt me"
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to f** off with s** cla**
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that a** (5x)
I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks