You know what would be the sh**?
If we had our own island. Man
Lets trip in the sun (repeat)
(Violent J)
I got my toes in the sand, watchin hoes play volleyball.
It's summer time, and I'm feeling jolly y'all.
Food on the fire, boats in the water and
Takin time off from my serial slaughterin.
Here for the weekend, me and these friends,
Sunny sunshine, and blue skies never end.
There's a mermaid, wavin me to come in,
Underwater on my balls she's hummin.
Smokin on a phat one, we come to have fun,
I got my dick in your hotdog bun.
Pouring out shots for everybody that's sippin,
Let's get loose now, skinny dippin.
Don't hate me cause the speedo I'm wearin,
Got your girlfriend starin.
We out here, sky's so clear, ice cold beer,
Suntan, topless, b*tch, come over here.
On Juggalo island,
We can be one. Let our nuts hang by the water.
On Juggalo island,
We can have fun. We can let go, by the water.
(Shaggy)
Bang! Pow! Boom!, sunny like high noon,
Met some 'lettes, and they all comin over soon.
Have a luau, I'm getting blew out,
Come over here if you ever get threw out.
We gotta place for ya, never will ignore ya,
Gotta hot plate and a drink we gonna pour ya.
Corpse on tha grill, plays on the one, two,
And around here the dead have fun too
Stiffs in the water, float and we see you,
Doing flips in the air on a sea-do
No cops, unless they pourin out shots,
Unless you're helping us smoke these crops.
Surfin on the big one, havin big fun,
f**in with a big fat one under the sun.
Lettin them hang, doing our thang,
Listen to them up and down the beach everybody sing.
On Juggalo island,
We can be one. Let our nuts hang by the water.
On Juggalo island,
We can have fun. We can let go, by the water.
(Violent J)
And when the sun goes down, we up all night,
Dance of the dead, boogie-woogie in the moon light.
f** the rules, right? The dead do bite,
listen to the Ouija board, we can only do right.
Can't do wrong, fatty in a blue thong,
everybody can't be together with you gone.
Come get with this, wicked ridiculous,
This world is ours every bit of this.
(Shaggy)
Get you a burger with cheese, enjoy the breeze,
I'm choppin coconuts outta palm trees
And we all in, a free ballin,
See me shore side, surfin on a dolphin.
Gra** skirt, dead hula girls, hatchets,
And whatever your fishing hook catches.
We don't leave without you, so lets hang,
Boom Pow Bang, lets do the damn thang.
On Juggalo island,
We can be one. Let our nuts hang by the water.
On Juggalo island,
We can have fun. We can let go, by the water.
Let's trip in the sun (repeat)
CHORUS